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July 31, 2015 / Jim Fenton

Blog comment spam

For those of us that have blogs, comment spam is a constant thing. Even for small blogs like mine, it’s essential to have a spam filtering service to triage the comments so I don’t get alerted every time a likely spam comment comes in.  WordPress provides a filter called Akismet for that purpose, and it works well.

Spam comments, for those not familiar with them, are comments intended to drive traffic to some site, often a URL given as the purported author of the post. If they’re successful in getting links to their content added in a number of places, it may raise their rankings in the search engines. But the comments themselves are usually nonsense, general comments like “I like your blog”, or off-topic for the post they’re commenting on.

This afternoon I received a spam comment that seems to be a template used by one of these spammers to generate their vaguely nonsensical comments.  It’s sort of interesting to look at and gives some insight on how these comments are generated, so I thought I’d post it here.

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July 29, 2015 / Jim Fenton

Europe Day 22: London to Home

Wednesday, June 24, 2014

Today is a long day for us: 32 hours long, with the time change.

The (same) plane home

The (same) plane home

After a last hearty English breakfast, we caught the shuttle bus back to Heathrow and checked in. Everything went smoothly, and we passed the gauntlet of duty-free stores, while remarking about how little interest we have in the sort of things they sell.

Our flight was called a little late, and sure enough it was delayed by an hour or so, but we have no connections to make since we’re going straight to San Francisco. On arrival, we had a new experience: an automated kiosk that we had to check in at prior to going through immigration. Unfortunately the new process didn’t seem to speed the line at all.

Our ride home from the airport was comfortable; no Tesla this time but we didn’t expect one. It’s good to be home. Fortunately the Bicycle and Pedestrian Advisory Commission meeting that was on my schedule for this evening was canceled; it would have been hard to stay alert.

This article concludes a series about our recent vacation in Europe. To see the introductory article in the series, click here.

July 28, 2015 / Jim Fenton

Europe Day 21: Berlin to London

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Today we only got to visit Berlin for part of the day, before beginning our trip home. It rained part of the day yesterday, but today was the first really rainy day of the trip. We have had really amazing weather.

Suit of armor in the German Historical Museum

Suit of armor in the German Historical Museum

We had planned to take another bus tour (we had paid for it yesterday), but didn’t think we’d see much on a rainy day. Instead, we went to the German Historical Museum. Located in a beautifully appointed building, the museum gives thorough coverage of German history from the early Middle Ages to the present. Given the destruction in Germany at many points in history, we were amazed by the number and quality of artifacts displayed. We had to leave after about two hours, but all agreed that we could have spent much, much more time there. Of the many museums we visited on this trip, we agreed that this was perhaps the favorite.

We caught public transit to Berlin Tegel airport for the flight to London. We sat in Starbucks for a while until our flight was called, and I was disappointed that I couldn’t send or receive email from there. A little investigation revealed that the network was blocking all TCP ports except 80 (http) and 443 (https). So my email, which uses IMAP and authenticated SMTP, wouldn’t go through. When will they understand that the Internet is much more than just the Web?

When we got to Heathrow Terminal 2 “The Queen’s Terminal” (but aren’t they all the Queen’s?), we had a long walk, which seems characteristic of Heathrow Terminal design. We the had a long wait to go through immigration, even though we were coming from an EU country and just staying overnight. I guess that’s what everyone runs into at U.S. immigration as well.

Unlike many airports, Heathrow has a commercial service, rather than complimentary shuttles, connecting the airport with nearby hotels. We took one of these and made it to our hotel for a quick dinner where we reviewed our trip.

This article is part of a series about our recent vacation in Europe. To see the introductory article in the series, click here.

July 27, 2015 / Jim Fenton

Europe Day 20: Touring Berlin

Monday, June 22, 2015

After breakfast, we walked over to the Kaiser Wilhelm Memorial Church on Kurfürstendamm, which was heavily damaged in World War II with a modern successor built next to it. We walked around, but we were there a little before opening time. We continued to Europa Center, a shopping mall built in the 60s that is unremarkable except for a clock that keeps time using water and siphons. I wanted to see if the clock is still running (it is) and show Kenna and Celeste.

We then boarded one of the many hop-on hop-off bus tours like we had taken in England. The commentary, in English and German, was quite good and we ended up riding the entire two-hour tour without hopping off at all.

I had arranged to meet Paul Kallnbach, one of my colleagues from the DAViCal open-source project, for lunch. We went over to his office, a small co-working facility in Kreuzberg, a working-class neighborhood. It was very enjoyable meeting Paul, and he gave us some further tips on things to do and see in Berlin. Lunch was at a nearby restaurant that specialized in Spätzle dishes, which we all enjoyed.

After lunch, we went to the vicinity of Checkpoint Charlie, the famed cold-war border crossing. We first went one block east, to the corner of Charlottenstraße and Zimmerstraße, where I had a picture I had taken of a colleague in 1987. Now, instead of a graffiti-covered wall and a You Are Leaving The American Sector sign, there is a busy intersection. Very different.

My colleague Perry Tomboc at Charlottenstraße and Zimmerstraße, 1988

My colleague Perry Tomboc at Charlottenstraße and Zimmerstraße, 1988

Jim at Charlottenstraße and Zimmerstraße, 2015

Jim at Charlottenstraße and Zimmerstraße, 2015

We next went to the Museum at Checkpoint Charlie, which was much as I had seen it but updated with newer information. It also has quite a bit about things and people, such as Raoul Wallenberg, not directly related to the Wall. There is a huge amount of information to read in the exhibits, and it took somewhat longer than we expected.

Checkpoint Charlie, 1988

Checkpoint Charlie, 1988

Former Checkpoint Charlie, 2015

Former Checkpoint Charlie, 2015

We took the U-Bahn to Alexanderplatz and walked to the DDR Museum. The DDR Museum gave a good overview of life in East Germany (the DDR). I got to sit in one of the notoriously poor cars, the Trabant, that East Germans often had to wait 16 years to get. I’ll keep my Mini, thanks. It also showed examples of lifestyle, clothing, vacations (often clothing optional), and surveillance devices used by the Stasi. Speaking of surveillance, it seemed ironic that the museum’s free WiFi network required users to first check in on Facebook. I, of course, didn’t do that for the same reasons that I publish my vacation blog after returning home.

We then walked into the Mitte district of Berlin and to a very good Bavarian-themed restaurant for dinner, before returning to our hotel.

I should mention the construction on public transit. Berlin’s subway system consists of two systems, the U-Bahn and the S-Bahn. It is widely used by Berliners, but it can be a little confusing to outsiders. Add to that there is construction going on, causing extra connections to and from the station serving our hotel. We never got lost, but sometimes it took a few minutes to make sure we were doing the right thing.

This article is part of a series about our recent vacation in Europe. To see the introductory article in the series, click here.

July 26, 2015 / Jim Fenton

Europe Day 19: Paris to Berlin

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Just before we left home, Kenna had a crazy idea: was there some way we could fit in a quick trip to Berlin? I have wanted to go back to Berlin since the Wall fell (my last visit was in 1989), and Kenna and Celeste have also wanted to go there. We have to get back to London for our flight home on Wednesday, and it turns out to be surprisingly economical to fly from Paris to Berlin, and then from Berlin to London a couple of days later.

We took a taxi to Charles de Gaulle Airport, which was very pleasant compared with the stairs and train changes that would be required via public transport. We connected in Frankfurt en route to Berlin.

On a recommendation from Rick Steves‘ travel guide, we began by buying Berlin “Welcome Cards” that gave us free mass transit and discounts on many local attractions for two days. We then took the bus to a stop a short walk from our hotel, which is one in which I stayed in 1989, but under a different name.

When we arrived at the hotel, I was told that they needed a voucher for payment from the company I had booked the reservation with. I had booked the room from Metz using based on the Hipmunk travel app that I use extensively. Apparently EasyToBook had forwarded my booking to another travel agency, which hadn’t sent either me nor the hotel a voucher. And it was Sunday, so the other agency was closed.

I called EasyToBook support, and was told that they would try to resolve the problem but in the meantime that I should continue to contact the hotel. I didn’t have much choice about contacting the hotel because I was standing in their lobby! After an hour or so, the desk clerk got through to her manager who authorized us to check in. Needless to say, I was very displeased with EasyToBook and will be contacting Hipmunk to tell them of the experience.

We decided to start our sightseeing at the Brandenburg Gate, which was in the Berlin Wall no man’s land when I last saw it. It was such a contrast: the area is now full of people and activity, a concert having just finished there, lending a festive atmosphere. The U.S. embassy is now adjacent to the Gate in what was East Berlin. I had expected to see people driving through the gate as in the movie One, Two, Three, but it’s a pedestrian thoroughfare now, probably a good thing since the posts won’t accommodate a very wide car.

Brandenburg Gate, February 1988

Brandenburg Gate, February 1988

Brandenburg Gate, June 2015

Brandenburg Gate, June 2015

We continued to walk past the Reichstag, and saw a large police presence there. I asked one of them what all of the people were doing, and he said that they were lined up to visit the Reichstag which didn’t seem like the full story. Later we learned that there had been a protest regarding the refugees that are currently trying to enter Europe from Africa. The protesters had dug a few mock graves in the lawn in front of the building, which was now fenced off.

Returning to the vicinity of our hotel, we had dinner at Schildkröte, a restaurant that was a favorite from my visits many years ago. It was basically unchanged, and we had a very enjoyable dinner there. It turns out they have been in business since 1936, which is pretty remarkable if you consider what Berlin must have been like then.

This article is part of a series about our recent vacation in Europe. To see the introductory article in the series, click here.

July 25, 2015 / Jim Fenton

Europe Day 18: Paris Sightseeing

Saturday, June 20, 2015

A few of the Sainte Chapelle windows

A few of the Sainte Chapelle windows

We planned today as a touristy day, and fortunately it didn’t have the drama of yesterday. We began at the venerable Notre Dame cathedral, arriving during a mass that limited our movements but gave us an opportunity to hear the organ and other music. I particularly enjoyed an exhibit showing the stages of construction of the cathedral over hundreds of years. After walking around the inside and part of the outside, we ventures to Sainte Chapelle, about a block away, where we were rewarded with a short line to get into this wonderful chapel that seems like it’s entirely composed of stained glass windows.

We walked to the former location of the Bastille just to take a look at the monument, then back along the Rue du Rivoli to the Louvre, stopping for lunch along the way. We really didn’t have time for the Louvre, so we passed through it and the Tuileries Gardens on the way to the Orsay Museum. We had visited the Orsay several years ago for an IETF social event, and were delighted to return. Right away we found ourselves at the Monet paintings of his garden and water lilies, which had special meaning for us having just been to Giverny.

Celeste admiring the Paris Opera House model

Celeste admiring the Paris Opera House model

With Celeste’s recent work on drama productions, some of the Degas paintings depicting backstage life were her favorites. She also marveled at a detailed model of the Paris Opera House that was on display.

We still hadn’t found an appropriate place for crèpes. While there were some stands around that had sweet (dessert) crèpes, we hadn’t found a place with savory crèpes. We walked into one of the neighborhoods that had been recommended to us and eventually found a restaurant on Rue de Seine that served galettes, which were the buckwheat crèpes we had back in Normandy. It was a small family-run restaurant, and we had a pleasant dinner (although some of us weren’t as keen on the buckwheat as others).

We caught the Métro back over to the Eiffel Tower, ran the gauntlet of street vendors and scams, and encountered a long line. It was getting late, we had packing to do for our departure tomorrow, and we wanted to traverse the neighborhood near our hotel before dark. So we bid au revoir to the Eiffel Tower, took some pictures, and returned via the Métro, sharing a dessert crèpe along the way.

This article is part of a series about our recent vacation in Europe. To see the introductory article in the series, click here.

July 24, 2015 / Jim Fenton

Europe Day 17: Back to Paris

Friday, June 19, 2015

Last night we made the final decision to include a short trip to Berlin in our itinerary, so we’ll have a limited amount of time in Paris. We got a fairly good start today in an effort to get checked in at the hotel, return the rental car, and still have a significant amount of time to do some sightseeing.

The trip back to Paris was routine. We stopped by the hotel first to check in and leave our luggage so we could go sightseeing right after dropping off the rental car. There was the usual heavy traffic around Paris (I was driving this time) as we made the trip on city streets, first to fill the tank, and then to Gare du Nord station. But we made it, unscathed.

Sacre Coeur

Sacre Coeur

After a quick lunch, we made our way to Sacré-Coeur, which none of us had visited previously. The way from the Métro station to the church was mega-touristy: souvenir shops and stands everywhere, lots of scams (“find the ball!”) and street vendors hawking selfie sticks, water, little models of the Eiffel Tower, you name it. When we got there, the church was very nice, but newer than we had realized. The view from Montmartre was wonderful though.

We went through the gauntlet of street vendors, scams, and such back to the Métro station, to go to L’Arc de Triomphe. It was very crowded and we pushed onto a train and others pushed in behind us. I quickly realized that my wallet wasn’t in my pocket; it was dangling from the lanyard to which I had clipped it. I looked and the Euros were gone, but everything else looked intact.

There was an urchin (boy) right behind me wearing a shoulder bag who was the obvious thief. I’ll call him Gauvroche, after the urchin in Les Misérables (I also understand that the French word for urchin is gauvroche). I grabbed Gauvroche by the wrist and pulled him around in front of me, largely to let him (and others nearby on the train) know that I knew he had done it. But of course he denied anything, and I realized that he had been careful not to take anything that was identifiable as mine. So I let him go, and some of the other passengers told him to get off at the next station, which he did. The other passengers nearby were friendly and sympathetic, and asked to make sure I was all right.

What I ended up with was a €150 lesson in pick pocketing. It could have been so much worse, especially in terms of inconvenience, if he had made off with my credit cards, driver’s license, ATM card, etc. I got off easy, but it still took most of the rest of the day to settle down. The lanyard probably gave him something to grab and told him which pocket to target, but without it my wallet would probably have been dropped or handed off to an accomplice, so who knows what would have happened there.

We walked under l’Étoile (huge line to go up in L’Arc de Triomphe, and that wasn’t a priority anyway) and headed for the Eiffel Tower. Again we were in a tourist zone with all sorts of street vendors, but fortunately they were less aggressive than at Sacre Coeur. At the Eiffel Tower there was, as usual, a significant line, and we determined that my Swiss Army Knife that I was carrying didn’t pass security, so we decided to do the Tower tomorrow.

Orsay Museum from the Seine

Orsay Museum from the Seine

Next stop was to take a cruise on the Seine. We walked down a couple of bridges to the tour company recommended by a friend, and just missed one of their departures, so went for dinner and came back. The tour boat had a capacity of 1000 and was maybe about 60% full, largely with people from many tour buses. The ride, about 75 minutes long, was pleasant, but it was almost as much fun watching people take pictures and brandish selfie sticks. The recorded narration was in first in French, followed by English, German, Spanish, Mandarin, and Japanese; this limited the amount of information available in each language.

We returned to our hotel at dusk via the Métro, and it was evident what a marginal neighborhood our hotel was in. We hurried the few blocks back from the station. The hotel (Suite Novotel) itself is very nice, but apparently the neighborhood accounts for its low cost.

This article is part of a series about our recent vacation in Europe. To see the introductory article in the series, click here.


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